My favorite joke from the Horror Makeup Show is “this isn’t Disney; we don’t have to be nice to you.” Not gonna lie- I love that this is a theme with several of the characters around the park as well. Sounds like a negative, I know. But it’s not. The characters who are rude are so much fun!! If you don’t mind some slight, playful bullying, be sure to check these guys out: Beetlejuice- he’s going to hit on your wife, insult your kid, and make slightly inappropriate jokes Megatron- no-nonsense, seems annoyed by your existence, a little intimidating, to be honest The Mirror at Madame Malkin’s- want to know…